Copywright (c) 1995 by Jack Ascii, proliferate freely.

The quality of this « fast software is assured by Gunsmoke, the CAVE Inc
Quality Assurance Engineer.  While other companies may have yahoos masquerading
as jackasses in their Quality Control Department, only CAVE Inc has the real
thing!

For a photo of Gunsmoke The Jackass testing our « fast software, send $5 (five
bux) to « Fast Foto Div of CAVE Inc, « Fast Road, Ritner KY 42639.

Other asininities are available upon request.